Dear Red Lobster,

As a lover of seafood and on behalf of seafood lovers everywhere,
I hereby and forthwith demand that you immediately cease and desist the following practices posthaste:  

I would appreciate a quick resolution of these demands. If you need to contact me, I'll be enjoying sit down food at fast food prices at Captain D's.

Sincerely,

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